4/3/97

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. This revelation is deeply disturbing as it appears that squirrel hazing rituals may have finally evolved into what could be called "double hazing". "Double hazing" is a form of hazing in which two participants are hazed at the same time and forced to oppose each other. As you can imagine, "double hazing" has the potential to increase the number of victims injured or killed from participating in hazing rituals.

Of course, there is always the chance that "Dee Dee" is mentally unstable and takes great delight in luring male squirrels to their painful, fiery deaths. At this time, without a proper psychiatric evaluation of "Dee Dee", there is no way to be sure if she, "Biff", and the late "Spiro" were victims of a new form of squirrel hazing ; however, if more incidents of "Transformer Hopping" are reported, then we can positively conclude that "Transformer Hopping" is the newest form of squirrel hazing witnessed to date.