4/17/97

Good job!

You have discovered one part of the "point system" used by the squirrel hazing judge for determining the status of hazing victims.

Car Racing:

• screeching tires (25)
• swerving car (25)
• stopped car (25)
• swerving cars (50)
• stopped cars (50)
• single car accident with minor injuries (50)
• single car accident with major injuries (75)
• multiple car accident with minor injuries (75)
• multiple car accident with major injuries (100)

Ho-Ho-Ho-ing:

• Soot covered furnishings (25)
• broken knick-knacks (25)
• torn packaging (25)
• broken tree ornaments (25)
• electrical fire (50)
• scaring one resident (50)
• scaring more than one resident (75)
• scaring the neighbor (75)
• electrical fire of up to 2 alarms (75)
• scaring neighbor into heart attack (100)
• scaring more than one neighbor (100)
• electrical fire of more than 2 alarms (100)

Dumpster Diving:

• minor cut (5 per mark)
• major cut (15 per mark)
• major cut with blood (25 per mark)
• deep impalement wound with no blood (50 per mark)
• deep impalement wound with lots of blood (75 per mark)
• deep impalement wound with imbedded foreign object (75 per mark or per object)
• lost eye (100 per eye)
• lost limb (100 per limb)

Transformer Hopping:

• 5 points per singed hair
• 25 points per transformer successfully hopped
• 25 points for scaring birds
• 50 points for scaring people
• 75 points per electrocuted opponent
• 100 points per outlived opponent

Cheek Stuffing:

• 5 points per nut
• 15 points per peanut
• 100 points per burst cheek pouch

Snow Sitting:

• No point system: winner determined by judge's discretion.

Dog Chasing:

• No point system: winner determined by judge's discretion, unless one teammate is killed by the dog.

Cat Taunting:

• 25 points per empty water dish
• 50 points per empty food dish
• 50 points per person chasing the team away
• 75 points per cat chasing the team away
• 100 points (per teammate) for outliving another teammate