4/23/97

Maybe the "Iguana Vs. Red-heads" theme isn't a tangent after all. It is a relatively well-known fact that the Red Squirrel population (primarily found in England) has significantly diminished in size over the past twenty years, coincidentally coinciding with the recent rise in red-headed actresses.

Could the iguana's be coaxing us into breeding red-heads because they have eaten almost all of the Red Squirrels? Or could they be doing it because the Komodo dragon military-industrial complex needs a few able-bodied soldiers...