6/11/97

Blue Jays are, by far, the meanest of the small birds! We've seen the best cats taken down by a flock of Blue Jays! I've even witness people attacked by Blue Jays in what vaguely resembled a scene from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds".

Thinking about it, I believe we even witnessed a Squirrel Hazing Judge get picked up and carried away by a couple of rather large Blue Jays...no wonder the squirrels have developed a hazing ritual around them!

Actually, come to think of it, those Blue Jays weren't all that blue...

And that Squirrel Hazing Judge seemed very round and hard for a squirrel...

And I don't think I've heard any other squirrels slosh around quite that much...

You know, I think we actually witnesses a couple of African Swallows picking up a coconut...but there's no way to be sure now: we didn't hear what language they were speaking.

*"Peanut Oil" abuse has been linked to 75% of all squirrel hazing deaths.