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The goal for each participant appears to be to accumulate 200 points
Cheek Stuffing
- 5 points per nut
- 15 points per peanut
- 50 points per stretch mark
- 100 points per burst cheek pouch
Snow Sitting
- 25 points per frostbitten finger or toe
- 50 points for a frostbitten derriere
- 75 points for any body part that falls off (fur not included)
- 100 points if the participant's tail falls off
Dog Chasing
- 10 points per yard traveled
- 15 points per injury to self
- 25 points per dog chasing the team
- 50 points for scaring or angering the neighbor (points per neighbor)
- 75 points per child run over by dog(s) (points per child)
- 100 points per injury to dog(s) (point per dog)
- 200 outliving teammate (instant win)
Dumpster Diving
- 1 point per head injury
- 5 points per minor cut
- 15 points per major cut with minor bleeding
- 25 points per major cut with major bleeding
- 50 points per deep impalement wound with minor bleeding
- 75 points per deep impalement wound with major bleeding
- 75 points per deep impalement wound with imbedded foreign object
- 100 points per lost eye
- 100 points per lost limb
Cat Taunting
- 25 points per water dish emptied by the team
- 50 points per food dish emptied by the team
- 50 points per human chasing the team
- 75 points per cat chasing the team
- 100 points for outliving another teammate (points per teammate)
Car Racing
- 25 points for screeching tires, single car
- 25 points for a swerving car
- 25 points for a stopped car
- 50 points for screeching tires, multiple cars
- 50 points for swerving cars
- 50 points for stopped cars
- 50 points for a single car accident with no injuries
- 75 points for a multiple car accident with no injuries
- 75 points for a single car accident with minor injuries
- 100 points for a single car accident with major injuries
- 100 points for a multiple car accident with minor injuries
- 200 points for a multiple car accident with major injuries (instant win)
- 200 points for surviving after being hit (instant win)
Transformer Hopping (not pictured)
- 5 points per singed hair (to be confirmed by the judge)
- 25 points per transformer successfully hopped
- 25 points for scaring birds off the lines
- 50 points for scaring human observers
- 75 points per electrocuted opponent
- 100 points per outlived opponent
- 200 point for surviving electrocution (instant win)
Net Surfing (not pictured)
- 25 points for basic surfing without a human present
- 25 points for screwing up the Dial-up properties
- 50 points for signing the human up for every on-line magazine
- 50 points for disconnecting the modem while the human is out of the house
- 75 points for surfing while the human is using the bathroom.
- 75 points for surfing with cheeks full.
- 75 points for scaring the human back into the bathroom.
- 100 points for spamming every known news group
- 100 points for sending threatening e-mail to members of the human government
- 100 points per hard drive crashed
- 200 points for getting the human arrested by a governmental agency (instant win)
Ho-Ho-Ho-ing (seasonal/not pictured)
- 25 points for covering furnishings in soot
- 25 points per broken knick-knack/heirloom
- 25 points for torn wrapping paper and/or packaging
- 25 points for broken tree ornaments
- 50 points for shorting out the Christmas lights
- 50 points for scaring the hell out of one resident
- 75 points for scaring the hell out of more than one resident
- 75 points for scaring the hell out of the neighbor
- 75 points for starting an electrical fire of up to 2 alarms
- 100 points for scaring any human into a heart attack
- 100 points for scaring the hell out of more than one neighbor
- 100 points for starting an electrical fire of more than 2 alarms
- 200 points for remaining inside burning house to scare the hell out of firefighters...AND surviving (instant win)
Nut Chucking/Pine Cone Chucking (seasonal/not pictured)
- 25 points per human hit
- 50 points for drawing human blood
- 75 points per major injury to human
- 100 points per human knocked out cold
Re-hide The Easter Eggs (seasonal/not pictured)
- 5 points per broken Easter egg
- 10 points per Easter egg that is re-hidden
- 25 for being chased by a child (points per child)
- 50 points per crying child
- 75 points for being chased by an angry parent (points per parent)
- 100 points for smashing an Easter egg on a human head (point per egg)
Tip The Jack-o-Lantern (seasonal/not pictured)
- 25 points per pumpkin smashed
- 50 points per fire started from candles, up to 2 alarms
- 75 points per fire started from candles, more than 2 alarms
- 75 points per person chasing the team
- 100 points per child falsely accused of vandalism
- 200 for staying in the area of the fire to scare the hell out of firefighters...AND surviving (instant win)
The Range Ball Dodge (new/regional/not pictured)
- 5 points for every tee stolen
- 15 points for every ball stolen
- 25 points for every marker stolen
- 50 points for every club stolen
- 75 points for scaring the hell out of the instructors and students (points per person)
- 100 points for getting an opponent hit by a ball
- 200 points for getting hit by a ball and surviving (instant win)
No squirrels were harmed by us.
Unless they were of a lower rank and tried to steal our nest, stash, and/or babies.
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